Monday, July 22, 2013

Installment Number 15

Ben Dover: "Someone buy this for me: [insert image/link/advertisement of sex toy/embarrassing item]"

Theresa Green: "Whats the best FREE porn site?"

Ben Dover: "Nothing like a bit of [insert justin bieber/nickleback/ etc] to brighten up my day".

Saturday, July 13, 2013

Installment Number 14

Ben Dover: "Not to be racist or anything, but I just realised I hate [black/white/asian/etc] people".

Theresa Green: "I know where you live [tag random friend here]"

Ben Dover: "It all happened so fast. I just got really scared and left... I know I shouldn't have, but I can't go to jail. It was just some homeless guy anyways... what should  I do?"

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Installment No.13

Sorry for not posting in ages, expect more regular updates from now on.

"Theresa Green loves touching her boobies"

"Ben Dover spending waaaayy too much time on Redtube!"

"Theresa Green walking around the house naked again"

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Installment No.12

Another few facerapes (what would the collective term for facerapes be? haha):

"Ben Dover can't decide....left or right hand tonight?"

"Theresa Green just combing my pubic hair"

"Ben Dover can't believe he still wets the bed at age 20...I really gotta sort this out :/"

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Installment No.11

A few more good facrapes I've seen lately:

"Ben Dover loves drinking wine...only because I can have fun with the bottle afterwards".

"Theresa Green back soon gotta go shop for tampons"

"Ben Dover won the lottery!! 15 million!!  :D"

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Installment No.10

And some more...

"Ben Dover after months of flexibilty training and stretches I can finally suck my own ****!! :)"

"Ben Dover just ordered my Justin Bieber tickets!!!! :D"

Monday, October 4, 2010

Installment No.9

Sorry that I haven't updated in a while, been a bit busy, but here's some more:

"Ben Dover has swine flu :("

"Theresa Green likes sex from [insert random animal here] "

"Ben Dover has a small willy. really small."